Overheard at Shows

Smith Westerns @ Horseshoe:

(A guy, on the phone with a friend, discussing what we can only assume is drugs)
“If I have enough of these, will I turn into a crouton?”

(Referring to the band)
Girl: “I hope they buy us drinks.”

(Waiting in line)
Girl: “Ughh, I’m getting tired and sober!”

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Gotye @ Kool Haus

(Referring to the opening act, Kimbra)
“Whoa, she’s hot! She’s hot! And she’s old, too!”

Girl: “Do you know how long it took me to figure out what boots to wear tonight?”
Guy: “NO ONE CARES.”

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Japanther @ Garrison

“Ever since I became a new dad I find these guys such a downer.”
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Caveman @ Lee’s

(Referring to the band)
“They look old.”