Overheard at Shows (NXNE Edition)

The Flaming Lips @ Yonge-Dundas Square

“GLOWING VAGINA! GLOWING VAGINAAAAAAAA!”

Guy 1: “Have you ever crowd surfed before?”
Guy 2: “No.”
Guy 1: “Well, this is going to be the night, my friend.”
Guy 2: “No, I can’t. I’m not drunk enough.”
Guy 1: “DO IT.”

(Getting out of the crowded pit): “WE’RE ALIVEEEEEEEE”

Elsewhere

Girl 1: “I just want something cold inside me.”
Girl 2: “Go find Rob Pattinson”

“He’s not a child, he’s legal!”

“Their favourite pastime is working out. That’s my nightmare relationship.”

“Two girls, one beard.” (We’re not entirely sure what this means.)

“Fuck it, let’s do karaoke.” (people leaving the lineup at Sneaky’s Dees)

Guy: “You’re lame.”
Girl: “I’m not lame, I’m stupid! There’s a running theme to this festival and it’s my stupidity.”

Girl: “I have the same shirt as you.”
Guy: “Oh really? This was left over from an ex-girlfriend…are you my ex-girlfriend?”
Girl: “Am I?”

“I generally try and guess the type of music people play based on the kind of clothing they wear. Like, if someone’s wearing flannel, they must be grungey.”