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Thursday, June 17th
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in line for Zeus @ the Rivoli
Dude (taps woman on the shoulder): I forgot my wallet, so I don’t have ID… Can I pretend to be your date? You look old.
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HEALTH @ Sneaky Dee’s
“I really hate Twilight for ruining vampires because I love vampires.”
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Thee Oh Sees @ Great Hall
(referring to a guy in a suit)
“I wonder if he’s lost…”
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Friday, June 18th
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@ the Gladstone
Person 1: So what did DD/MM/YYYY sound like?
Person 2: God’s vagina queefing
from the Torontoist: http://bit.ly/dpiFYf
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outside the Horseshoe Tavern
“That guy from Superbad? He’s in that new movie… Get Him to the Jew?”
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Saturday, June 19th
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Surfer Blood @ Dundas Sq.
Dude: “They’re good…when they’re not talking.”
Wavves @ Dundas Sq.
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Chick 1: I’m hungry!
Chick 2: I’m drunk!
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Les Savy Fav @ Wrongbar
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“The last time Les Savy Fav played Toronto, you were 12.”
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Chick: People born and raised in Toronto were taught that this city was better than all others.
Torontonian: I’m not denying that.
Dude: BITCH.


