
The Rock Lottery family (2009)
“I was really, really nervous; I didn’t get sleep last night but now that we’re actually here, it’s a lot of fun!” exclaimed Lauren Schreiber, flutist of the newly formed band (with arguably the best band name ever) Heroine Spoon and the Hot Knives.
You know that unsettling sense of anxiety that hits your body when you’re sitting in your seat in a classroom as you await your impending fate of a dreaded group project? Well that anxiety was amidst the room Saturday morning as the draw for the Rock Lottery was about to take place – only the project was slightly less dreadful and a little more fun. Plus, no one was being graded or judged (at least not officially – I gave my judgemental stares at all of you) And with one hand gripping a warm cup of coffee to wake each musician up from the previous night of going out and partying like the rock stars they are, the other reached in and drew a number; one that would musically marry them to four other supposed strangers for the next eight to ten hours.
To give a synopsis to those who are not familiar with the Rock Lottery: the Rock Lottery is an annual event that takes place, in cities around the world (unfortunately not simultaneously – that would be cool), where 25 local musicians are gathered at one location in the morning and through the magic of random draw, five bands of five are formed and are given the task of writing a set of original songs that they will perform later that evening to a room of eager music fans (and friends who will undoubtedly be there to laugh). Oh, one cover is allowed; you don’t really expect musicians to be that creative, do you? Especially when you drag them out of bed at 10:30AM.
This year’s participants broke some barriers and rules, including repeat participants (The Wilderness of Manitoba’s Stefan Banjevic), ex-musicians (No Shame show promoter, ex-Entire Cities member Lauren Schreiber) and even a music teacher (Kevin Sasaki). As soon as everyone finished their second, or even third helping of homemade delicious scones and muffins (thanks to the amazing baking/cooking of volunteers Lauren, Ama, and Emily), five bands dispersed into their respective jam spaces to bond, bang out some tunes and most likely drink a little (calms the nerves, y’know).

Deliciousness
As a first time attendee and witness to the phenomenon of the Rock Lottery, The Singing Lamb was the only blog onsite to capture all the madness as each band gradually came together. As an avid local music fan, I’d like to think that I had a good understanding of how close-knit our city’s music community is but one really grows to appreciate and care for these people more through experiencing an event as unique as this. Here’s a recap of all five bands and the magic that took place this past weekend.
Band #1: Seductron
Members: Ashley Beattie (Provincial Parks), Evan Davies (ex-Republic of Safety), Paul Weadick (Danger Bay, ex-Entire Cities, ex-Forest City Lovers), John Zaniol (session guitarist, ex-Parade), Lane Halley (Fullspeed Velocipede)
Seductron, whose music was truly seductive, was lucky enough to claim the Rock Lottery headquarters (this year, it was the Delaware House) as their jam space so needless to say, they literally walked down the stairs and jumped right into things. I wasn’t around for the early beginnings of the creative process but halfway through the day, at around 4PM, the band had already shaped-up to form a dark, edgy electro-rock sound that would later on win over the crowd as they opened the night off at Sneaky Dee’s. Highlight was definitely the band’s song where members chanted the band’s name repeatedly and shouted out “Relax! It’s just sex!” – immediate crowd pleaser.

Lane Halley (Seductron)
Band #2: Beta Males
Members: Kurtis Marcoux, Adam White (Deromantic, Megan Hamilton and the Volunteer Canola), Kevin Sasaki (music teacher, ex-Gravity Wave), Eric Woolston (Maylee Todd and Pegwee Power, Hooded Fang), JM McNab (solo)
This all male band (there were three this year; just so much testosterone…) was the last band I paid a visit to on Saturday but they were possibly the most optimistic. “It’s five o’clock and we have five songs. We’ve already cut our first record and we’re just waiting for the full orchestra to come in and record with us,” jokes Kevin Sasaki. Watching Beta Males play was actually like watching a real band play – five guys just having a good time but still, for a band who had only met each other that morning, they were able to write some catchy tunes. “One song goes into the next smoothly, like a segway. We wanted to call ourselves Segway and ride in on segways!” Unfortunately no segways appeared onstage but they still managed to pull off a successful set. Beta Males, I hear Pitchfork loves you.

Beta Males
Band #3: Zecond Two Nuns
Members: April Aliermo (Hooded Fang), David Dineen-Porter (PDF Format), Joseph Shabason (Everything All The Time), David Stein (Boys Who Say No), Ben Standage (Birds of Wales)
I had Tweeted most of this year’s Rock Lottery and at one point one of my texts read, “Okay guys, this band has a Gameboy. I don’t want to name a winner but…” Zecond Two Nuns was that band – thanks to the genius 8-bit beats provided by David Dineen-Porter. That mixed with the eclectic mix of musical tastes in this band made for a perfect melting pot of upbeat, dance tunes. “I have no preconception that we’re going to be good at all; we’re going to try our best but we have zero hopes!” shares a hopeful Joseph Shabason.

Zecond to Nuns
Band #4: Heroine Spoon & The Hot Knives
Members: Dee Prescott (I Hate Sally), Lauren Schreiber (No Shame concert series, ex-Entire Cities), Liz Schiek, Shawn Jurek (The Primordials), Daniel Lee (Hooded Fang)
As I mentioned already, this band’s name has serious potential to be a really amazing band name, and they decided on that name almost as quickly as it took for the members to band together and become friends. Strangely enough, the only two flute players of the Rock Lottery, Lauren Schreiber and Liz Schiek, were fatefully put together in Heroine Spoon & the Hot Knives, adding teaspoons of sweetness to the musical mix (bad pun?). This band was the first I saw rehearse and they already had a hit song in the works by 12:30PM. Highlight for this band has to have been a fantastic song about stepping in poo – based on true events! Also – these guys were the only ones to come prepared with merch too; I will forever sport my Heroine Spoon pin proudly, knowing that I witnessed their first (fingers crossed not last) show as a band.

Heroine Spoon & The Hot Knives
Band #5: Girly Drink Drunk
Members: Stefan Banjevic (The Wilderness of Manitoba), Chris Cummings (Mantler), Steve Kwok (Radius and Helena), Brendan Howlett (Danger Bay, Henri Faberge & the Adorables), Brojck Edwards
For a band called Girly Drink Drunk, there weren’t many girls…in fact; this was yet another all-male band. The band was situated in a tiny jam space just past Trinity Bellwoods but was able to come up with some grand melodies. Closing this year’s show at Sneaky Dee’s, Girly Drink Drunk really made the most of their time together to come up with some amazing rock tunes.

Girly Drink Drunk
I don’t want to sound cheesy, but I truly left this event with a warm, loving feeling in my heart. If all school projects were like this, I think I would’ve enjoyed school a lot more as a kid but alas, that’s why we have the Rock Lottery. Proceeds for this event were donated to the Regent Park School of Music and special kudos to Jane Duncan for her impeccable job at organizing the event.
See you guys next year!
** All photos provided by Ren Bostelaar




