Archive for January, 2009

CD Review: The Lovely Killbots – Primrose Lane

January 30th, 2009 | By: Matthew Braga

The Lovely Killbots

The Lovely Killbots

The barebones simplicity of the Toronto-based, piano and drum duo is jarring, initially. Unlike the grandeur and spectacle pushed by many of Canada’s multi-member bands, The Lovely Killbots have taken a markedly more reserved approach; the Arcade fire they are most assuredly not.

Instead, the duo – brainchild of pianist Lauralee and drummer Ryan – are part of a much different pursuit, cut from a similar mold as Emily Haines & the Soft Skeleton, or even The White Stripes. Lauralee’s delicate, jazz-pop style plays softly over the oft-complex rhythm’s of Ryan’s drumming, spawning an interesting experiment in simplicity that, with their debut album Primrose Lane, they hope will find a place amongst Canada’s diverse, musical landscape.

It’s clear that the duo have taken a unique approach to the album, choosing to remain instrumentally simplistic, yet melodically complex. Opening track “Crushed Orange Warrior” takes Ryan’s fast-paced, 3/4 tempo, moving, later on, into standard 4/4 territory without a hitch. It’s a technique that is used quite frequently on the album, and to good effect – and yet, at the same time risks the possibility of becoming cliche.

While Lauralee’s simple melodies and chords provide much of the album’s drive and energy, it seems as if her jazz-infused progressions are all too often drowned by the energy of Ryan’s drumming. In a two-piece such as this, the challenges of balancing but two instruments is most likely obvious to the duo, but it’s a synthesis that hasn’t quite been reached as of yet. Despite its lovely piano lead, for example, “Dis gruntled”, is ultimately drowned out by Ryan’s excellent, yet over-powered drumming.

Lauralee’s vocals – mid-range, with a soft-spoken style evocative of a Feist-like influence – are often subject to the same sort of problem, blending in far too frequently with Ryan’s drumming, and her own, low-octave piano melodies. “Ghetto A”, and even “Re-Creatio(n)” to an extent, are guilty of this, despite otherwise strong drumming and melodic grooves.

Of course, that’s not to say that the duo’s debut album is without it’s successes; “Intimate Conversation with an Inanimate” – one of the album’s best tracks – finds itself driven by a rather simple melody that reaches a captivating climax of chords and cymbal crashes. It’s this sort of progression that provides a glimpse into what The Lovely Killbots could accomplish with just a bit more fine-tuning.

But ultimately, gems like these prove to be far and few between; while musically captivating at times, each songs proves to be far more of a buildup upon the last, and less of a musically diverse collection as one would hope. The end result is an album that sounds reasonable in pieces, but blends together, as a whole, into one long odyssey – an odyssey that lacks ability to deviate from what works into more adventurous fare.

Primrose Lane marks an intriguing and potentially captivating concept from the Toronto Duo, but it’s a debut that still seems to suffer from the growing pains of band searching for the right sound. In theory, things sound great. But in practice, it seems The Lovely Killbots require the versatility and polish necessary to make the jump from amusing experiment into a truly unique part of Toronto’s independent landscape.

For more Lovely Killbots, go to their MySpace!

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News Update!

January 30th, 2009 | By: Melody Lau

Coachella

Coachella

I usually love living in Toronto but every year there are a few events that just made me wish I was elsewhere – Lollapalooza, South By Southwest, any European festival…and Coachella.

As you may all know by now (by the various news reports from Stereogum and Pitchfork) that Coachella has officially announced their line-up for the 3-day festival held in Indio, California. I’m not even going to bother naming them all, so here’s the list! Damn you, California! It’s bad enough that you have unlimited sunny weather, but now this?!

Pitchfork also reports that Edmonton rapper/ex-Pitchfork writer, Cadence Weapon (a.k.a. Rollie Pemberton) has released his new album Separation Anxiety on his website as a pay-what-you-can deal, a la Radiohead. The album is basically comprised of remixes of other bands’ songs and a live cover of Chad Vangaalen’s “Mini TV’s” with the help of Owen Pallett of Final Fantasy (fantastic track; was originally released/played on a CBC Radio performance a while back). To download it either for free or for a charge, go here!

Speaking of Final Fantasy, Owen Pallett has a new video out for the fantastical track, “Horsetail Feathers” from his latest release, Plays to Please. Watch the official video here! And for an unofficial, but awesome live performance of it, click here!!

The Arcade Fire has a new song out called “Lenin” that will be part of the already amazing compilation, Dark Was The Knight. Stream the song here and read more about the compilation here.

Lenka and Meghan Hamilton will be at the Drake Hotel on Monday February 2nd. I knew about this show for a while now but had failed to mention it because I hadn’t listened to Lenka till last night…I love her now. Sorry for the late announcement! To listen to the Australian songstress yourself, check out her MySpace!

Andrew Bird was on Letterman recently. If you missed it, watch the clip here! His new album, Noble Beast is out now and he’ll be in town at the Elizabeth Theatre on April 3rd. Tickets are still on sale!

DJ extraordinaire, Steve Aoki will be stopping by as part of his tour, but not necessarily in Toronto. His two Ontario stops will include Richmond Hill on March 4th (Nava) and London on March 5th (Club Mansion).

Jon Rae Fletcher will be playing an in-store at Criminal Records on March 14th during CMW. Time is TBA though. I’ll keep you posted!

The Ting Tings’ show, as part of CMW, will be at the Mod Club on March 14th as well.

Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band will be at The Air Canada Centre on May 7th. Prices are yet to be announced but it won’t be cheap.

Just a reminder that Neko Case tickets for her pair of April shows in Toronto are gradually selling out, so hurry up if you want to go! Opening for Case on both nights will be Crooked Fingers.

That’s it for now!

Happy listening!

Musically,
Melody

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News Update: Metric

January 29th, 2009 | By: Melody Lau

Metric

Metric

Quick update!

As I opened the page for CBC Radio 3 tonight, I noticed a blog about Metric – and low and behold, a release date and album title has finally been revealed!

Metric’s upcoming follow-up to 2005′s Live it Out, entitled Fantasies will be out on April 14th and will continue to be released via Last Gang Records in Canada, whereas they will settle for an independent release stateside and on Broken Social Scene-family label, Arts & Crafts in Mexico. The album (both CD and vinyl) will also be available for pre-ordering starting March 2nd on the band’s website.

Also, taken from another source, here’s the tracklisting:

Fantasies
1. Help I’m Alive
2. Sick Muse
3. Satellite Mind
4. Twilight Galaxy
5. Gold Guns Girls
6. Gimme Sympathy
7. Collect Call
8. Front Row
9. Blindness
10. Stadium Love

Exciting stuff! Can’t wait. For more, check out their MySpace or their official website!

Happy listening!

Musically,
Melody

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Let’s Chat: Hooded Fang

January 28th, 2009 | By: Melody Lau

Hooded Fang

Hooded Fang

Singing Lamb: So how was 2008 for you guys?

Nicolas: It was our only year!
Julia: It was wild!
Daniel: It was good; we did a lot of things; released an EP and did a ton of shows…
Lorna: I think we figured out we play, like 32 shows or something like that. It was a ton of shows which was funny because were counting out how many shows and it would’ve been a show a week for an entire year. Sometimes it would be four shows in one week and then we wouldn’t play for a long time. But it’s a lot of shows for a band that just started out!

Yeah, you guys were all over Toronto!

Julia: Yeah, it helped us get tighter as a band and get over our stage fright, which we kind of still have sometimes so the more we play the more comfortable we get with the crowd.
April: Still not comfortable moving gear though; don’t like it!
Daniel: We’re getting stronger though!

Any plans for 2009 so far? Maybe an LP in the works?

Julia: Hopefully…
April: We’re going to have an album; it’s going to be wicked! It’s going to be two, no, ten times better than our EP!!
Daniel: Yeah, we’re going to release an album, it’s going to be good!

Have you started working on it yet?

April: Oh yeah, we’re always working on it!
Nicholas: Daniel wrote a bunch of great songs and I think we’ve been looking for places to record it, but nothing concrete yet.
April: Think about the EP and then think about listening to it while you’re the only person on the planet and you have an explosion of stars in front of you!!
Nicolas: It sounds like a video game.
April: Yeah, like Mario Galaxy! Flying, wooooo, through space! That’s what we have for in store for 2009 and our album.

You could do a video game with your album!

Daniel: It’s going to be a video game album!

So in the past year, you guys have played a lot of shows and made a lot of friends with bands here.

Lorna: Yeah, we’ve met a lot of friends and made a lot of connections with bands that we didn’t really know before. Everyone’s been really kind and nice here!
Nicholas: People are very friendly; it looks like a very friendly scene.
Julia: It’s very welcoming and fun to meet lots of new people.
April: There are only one or two snobs in the scene; that’s great!
Julia: No need to mention names though; they know who they are!
April: Yeah no, all bands in Toronto are really great!
Lorna: You all know who you are, you know!

Haha! How do you think Toronto and the people have specifically helped with the band though?

Nicholas: I think we all take it for granted because we’re from here. So when you actually look at other music scenes, Toronto actually has so many more shows, and as a starting band it’s easier to play shows because there are so many venues here!
April: Everyone’s hungry to have bands play. The audience has also been very welcoming.
Lorna: And plus, we’re all from Toronto. We’ve had a lot of our friends here to support us!

Yeah, like, Montreal is a really good scene but I’ve been told that there are a lot of good venues.

Nicholas: Montreal is a really great place, we’ve all lived there and there are really, really great bands in Montreal.
Julia: I think what’s cool is that a lot of bands from Montreal stay in Montreal for a while and same with Toronto, but it’s good that we’ve been jumping back and forth so we’ve played a couple of shows in Montreal and we have friends there and a good community there because we used to live there for a while. So it’s nice!
Lorna: So we have people we know from Montreal and Julia and our guitar player, Lane are from the east coast so I think we’ve got to tap into the west coast, which is good because Daniel’s brother lives out there and my little sister lives there too and we’ve already given them CDs to give out there to radio stations and stuff like that!
Daniel: …and I’ve got family in South America too!
Julia: And England!
April: Australia may be a bit of a problem…
Lorna: No, what are you talking about!

Haha, you’re loved all over the world!

Julia: Yeah, because our goal is obviously world conquest!
Lorna: Yeah, world tour starting in the Philippines!
April: Yeah!
Lorna: And ending in Australia!
April: Oh, and one of our roommates is from Africa!

Hahaha! So it’s pretty darn cold outside right now – any tips for surviving the winter in Canada?

Lorna: You need long underwear! They’re really soft and they’re so warm! You constantly need to be wearing a pair of long underwear. And gloves, I think that’s key.
April: You need snow pants! And you have to just not care that you’re wearing them.
Lorna: Do you mean the music scene or just the weather?

Both!

April: You need to listen to music with really big headphones outside because they cover your ears!
Nicholas: Don’t go outside! But before the winter starts, you have to have the emotional strength to go…
Lorna: No, that’s bullshit! I feel that people have this need to hibernate during the winter, but if you embrace winter and you do all the winter activities it’s just so much more fulfilling and you’ll understand what it means to be Canadian and why you live here and why you choose to live in such a horrific environment!
April: I think that this weather is for polar bears but wear snow pants, wear some fashionable snow pants.

Yeah, no one wears snow pants anymore which is such a shame!

April: Yeah, that’s my tip wear fashionable snow pants! It’s not fashionable but in terms of walking around
Daniel: I was going to your show at the Tranzac the other day and it was snowing and I felt so proud and Canadian going out in the nice and snowy weather to go see a concert! It was good!

Okay, last question: If you were a singing animal, what would you be?

April: A lamb, of course!

Haha, besides a lamb!

Julia: I would be a wombat! And I would hum gently!
Lorna: No you would not! You would be a whistler! A bird that whistles!
Julia: I hate birds! Okay, I’d be a penguin.
April: Oh, that’s a good one!
Lorna: I’d be a tiger! Just because I want to be a cool animal.
Nicholas: I really like the baboon in The Lion King!
Daniel: Or the cricket from Pinocchio!
April: I’m going to say a rhino beetle.
Nicholas:What?
April: A rhino beetle! They’re so cool! A working, singing rhino beetle!

For more Hooded Fang, make sure to check their MySpace and/or catch them at the Steam Whistle Unsigned Series this Friday and Wavelength’s Anniversary Show on February 14th. What better way to celebrate Valentine’s Day! (more info under the Shows Section)

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News Update!

January 28th, 2009 | By: Melody Lau

Nick Thorburn of Islands

Nick Thorburn of Islands

Here’s a quick round-up of some news for you today!

Edmonton’s Shout Out Out Out Out will be at Lee’s Palace on Saturday April 25; tickets are $15!

For those looking for something to do on Valentine’s Day, Hunter Valentine will again host a show at the Reverb. This show is all-ages.

Ex-Galaxy member, Emma McKenna will be playing tonight at the University of Toronto as part of Xpression Against Oppression at the Hart House (Arbor Room). McKenna will be on at 7:00 pm sharp!

Ryan Gosling is apparently releasing a concept album in the summer with friend, Zach Shields, under the name Dead Man’s BonesClick here for more information and a video clip. Hmmm, I’m intrigued…

Brad Weber (Caribou, Winter Equinox), Angus Fraser (Tenth of May), Dan Roberts (Winter Equinox) and Clint Scrivener are part of a new band called Pick A Piper. New songs can be streamed on their MySpace and no news of a release yet, but I like what I hear so far.

Stereogum gives a nice update on Islands’ Nick Thorburn. Apparently he’s quite busy working on new Islands material (they’re eight days into recording in New York), working on a solo album entitled I Am An Attic, and even working on a comic book called This is Howie Doo. According to the interview, the new Islands album will be “electronic-based, with plenty of drum machine and programming” and much shorter as “most don’t even break the 3 minute mark”. Whoa. Even content-wise, Thorburn says that they will veer away from the theme of death and touch on more topics such as “teenage rebellion, lazy music critics, the underclass, trust, mistrust, and good old fashioned self-doubt”. Nice. I’m excited. Click here to read the article and download a rough mix of a track from I Am An Attic.

B(oot)log is offering up a couple of bootleg tracks from Land of Talk’s set at the Wolfe Island Music Fest last year. Click here to download.

Speaking of Land of Talk, I had stumbled upon this quite some time ago, but I had failed to mention it. Lead singer Liz Powell used to perform under the name of Ele_K* and play straight up pop tunes. It’s actually not as bad as it sounds though! Click here for her CBC Radio profile and listen to some classic Powell! It’s no Land of Talk, but I like it!

That’s it for now!

Happy Listening!

Musically,
Melody

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Give Me Grace and Dancing Feet

January 28th, 2009 | By: Max Mertens

Bloc Party

Bloc Party

So second semester is well under way and I’ve yet to be completely consumed by schoolwork. However I’m more stressed than ever, mainly with finding a place to live next year and/or this summer, finding a job and several other things. Instead of me sitting here and bitching though, I’m going to share some news with you. Enjoy!

It seems that everyone and their mothers were at The Killers show at the Air Canada Centre last weekend, and though I didn’t feel like paying the big dollars to sit in the nosebleed sections, from everybody I talked to that went it sounded like it was a good show. Such a good show in fact, that it inspired some – names will be withheld to save them the embarrassment – to create a fake Facebook profile for Brandon Flowers so that they could say in their profiles that they were engaged to him. I’ve yet to be terribly impressed with the new album Day & Age, even though I quite like Ocelot’s recent “Human” remix. “Are we human or are we dancers?” Ocelot succeeds in manipulating Flower’s voice so that he sounds like a Daft Punk-esque (I don’t think that’s a word, but we’ll say it is for the purpose of this discussion) robot. However, even though March is still two months away, there is already a growing excitement for the next “big” concert coming to this fair city. You’ve probably heard already that Bloc Party are coming to the Kool Haus for two dates on March 13th and 14th, and tickets are already sold out for the Saturday show. For those of you attending the Saturday show however, it was recently announced that Toronto’s own Holy Fuck will be opening that night. This bit of news made me glad that I purchased my ticket through Ticketmaster way back in December when they went on sale.

Speaking of Bloc Party, the band has a new music video for “One Month Off”. Be warned though – if you have recurring nightmares of your favourite fairytale characters being set on fire and run over by tanks, you may want to stay well away.

I’ve had a few albums either lent or given to me in the past two weeks, so I figured I would share some of the songs off them I haven’t been able to stop listening to. My friend Lauren made me a mixtape, which was heavy on Fleet Foxes and a stellar, reworked version of Kings of Leon’s “Knocked Up”, featuring vocals fromLykke Li. I can’t believe that I missed out on Fleet Foxes the first time, or even second for that matter, but their songs are sprawling, lush and gorgeous. Call me a bandwagon-jumper if you want, I don’t really care. As for Lykke Li, is she becoming the new M.I.A.? It seems that everyone has wanted to sample her, remix her or get her to guest on songs. The latest to pay attention to the Swedish songbird is Lil Wayne’s protege (and former actor on Degrassi!), Toronto’s Drake, rapping over “Little Bit”. It’s not quite as much of a trainwreck as you might think – for those of you that are curious, the song can be found on Drake’s MySpace page.

Another one of my friends received a copy of BBC Radio 1′s Live Lounge Volume 3, which gives the double-disc compilation back its good name, featuring originals and covers from everybody from Dizzee Rascal to The Wombats to Pendulum covering Coldplay’s “Violet Hill” (what?). Of course I had to borrow it, and have been listening to it on regular rotation on my laptop. Somewhere in heaven, former BBC Radio 1 DJ and journalistJohn Peel (R.I.P.) is smiling approvingly.

“Apache Rose Peacock” by the Red Hot Chili Peppers is my new favourite song to play on Rock Band 2. Just saying

Is Joel Plaskett the most ambitious man in Canadian music right now? Reading this recent article on EXCLAIM!, about his upcoming triple album and Toronto show at Massey Hall in May, I would have to say yes.

Unfortunately I’m going to miss Thunderheist and Shad this weekend playing a free outdoor show in Nathan Philips Square as part of Toronto’s WinterCity festivities, as I’m going to be in London at Western for the weekend, but I hope to check out The Stills the following weekend. More details on both performances can be found at here.

That’s all I have for today, but don’t forget to check back here soon to read my interview that I did withAlexisonfire guitarist and Black Lungs frontman, Wade McNeil.

Cheers,
Max

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Singing Lamb Playlist (Vol. 2)

January 27th, 2009 | By: Melody Lau

Caroline Keating

Caroline Keating

So I’ve recently just grown an obsession with CBC Radio 3. A little late to the party, I know. But what matters now is that I’m partying with Grant Lawrence, Lisa Christiansen and everyone else at CBC – every night. Anyway, here’s what I’m listening to now – mostly thanks to the wonderful people of CBC Radio 3!

Bocce

I had originally seen these Waterloo natives at the Whippersnapper Gallery back in November when they opened for Matt and Kim (which had made it onto my list of shows in ’08) and I’ve got to say, I loved them immediately. The dynamic duo of vocalists, Ben Ong and Tony Salomone are undeniably energetic, fun and lively. The band puts it best when it comes to describing the sound and music of Bocce: “Bocce is a four-piece traveling beat parade that commutes out of Waterloo, Ontario. The band uses keyboards, more keyboards, fake keyboards, voices, drum machines, percussion and a rock and roll drum kit to create sounds.” Exactly. When they put on a live show, they mean business. And they’re not afraid to jump into the crowd, make you dance and tell you that. Thanks to CBC Radio’s high rotation of “Again Again Again Again”, I’ve once again fell in love with them – and I’m quite anxious to see them again. Unfortunately no Toronto dates have been announced yet, but roadtrip to Waterloo maybe? They do it enough for us.

MySpace
Website
“Disco Juan” live

Rah Rah

Rah Rah is a new discovery I made while listening to the R3-30. This Regina indie-pop group is very reminiscent of Ra Ra Riot’s light-hearted, fun, indie-rock, especially on the track, “Tentacles”. If Rah Rah and fellow Saskatchewan natives, Library Voices are a sign of anything, the rest Canada better look out because Regina is looking like the new hotspot for music. Apparently they made an appearance at last year’s NXNE, so fingers crossed that they return this year!

MySpace

Caroline Keating

There will always be a cozy corner of my heart dedicated to the lovely Regina Spektor. When my fellow Lamb writer, Christine saw that I was listening to Montreal native (and Frech Regina Spektor-equivalent), coeur de pirate, she immediately said to me, “NO. Listen to Caronline Keating instead!” Also a clear equivalent (when it comes to the sound of their voices) of Spektor, Keating is charming, cute and a heck of an indie-pop princess. This Montreal native possesses the same feel-good melodies of “Fidelity”, as shown in the lovely “Billy Joel”. She is currently embarking on a European tour and has no plans of playing near Toronto. But I’ll let you know if and when!

MySpace

Happy Listening!

Musically,
Melody

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Lights @ Mod Club – October 17, 2008

January 26th, 2009 | By: Jerry Vo

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News Update!

January 26th, 2009 | By: Melody Lau

Castlemusic

Castlemusic

I am SO sorry for the lack of posts. I’m not going to lie; I am stressed! If you have any de-stressing activities, please let me know…now. Anyway, here’s a quick run-through of some news that I’ve failed to report this week.

Lots of big shows coming up including:
Joel Plaskett Emergency @ Massey Hall (May 23)
Neko Case @ Trinity St-Paul United Church (April 17-18)
Animal Collective @ Sound Academy (May 16)
Peter Bjorn and John, Chairlift @ Phoenix (April 25)

All additional information can be found on the updated Shows page! Just a note on that page – it will always be updated every Friday from now on!

For those who missed out on Laura Barrett’s CD release show last September, you missed out on a heck of a solo set from Woodhands’ Dan Werb. Luckily, i (heart) music has posted the whole show up. Listen here!

According to You Ain’t No PicassoFlight of the Conchords will be releasing a new song every week from their TV series (new episodes airing now on Comedy Central) and by April 14th we’ll have a whole new album out! Following this album release, a “big North American tour in the spring” will be going down, so fingers crossed that Toronto will be on the agenda!

Bon Iver does a kick-ass cover of Feist’s “The Park”. Stream the whole live session he does with Australia’s Triple J here!

Cuff the Duke and Castlemusic will be playing a free, all-ages show at Harboufront this Saturday. For more info, go here.

Picastro will be performing at Trash Palace this Friday as part of The 8 fest (a small-guage film festival in town from January 30-February 1). For more information on the festival, go here.

That’s it for now! Sorry for the brief post! Proper posts will come…hopefully soon. Help!

Musically,
Melody

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The Best Game You Can Name

January 25th, 2009 | By: Max Mertens

The Weakerthans

The Weakerthans

Since it’s the 2009 NHL All-Star weekend in beautiful Montreal, I thought it would be appropriate to write a hockey-themed post. I thought I would share some songs that either are related to hockey, or remind me of waking up in the Nova Scotian countryside early on weekend mornings to see if the ponds in my backyard were frozen properly, so that I could call up friends for pickup games. Now that I’m here in Toronto – a city that bleeds hockey, no matter how their Leafs are faring in the standings (but I share their pain – my beloved Senators have left me crying on several occasions this season), I’ve been spending quite a few evenings with friends playing on Ryerson’s Lake Devo (not be confused by the band of course). I tried to go for less obvious song picks, eschewing the obvious such as Stompin’ Tom and the (former) theme song for CBC’s Hockey Night In Canada, in favour of more contemporary picks that celebrate the spirit of the best game you can name.

1. The Weakerthans – “Elegy For Gump Worsley”
The Weakerthans are one of the quintessential Canadian rock bands around today, so it is only fitting that they have a song about our national obsession. More spoken word than song, “Elegy” (of the band’s 2007 album Reunion Tour) is a tribute to one of the greatest Montreal-born goaltenders ever to play the game. The band’s lead singer John K. Sampson lovingly chronicles the charismatic Worsley (who played for the Habs, New York Rangers and the Minnesota North Stars during his 25-year-long NHL career); his multiple injuries, witty quips, and stubborn tendencies, which lead to him famously refusing to don a goalie mask. Best part of this song? “Favourites from Plimpton’s list of objects thrown by Rangers fans: soup cans, a persimmon, eggs, a folding chair and a dead rabbit.” In a related note, if you are looking for a decent concert to attend for a respectable price, The Weakerthans are bringing their “Rolling Tundra” tour to the Phoenix for two nights with Toronto’s own Constantines supporting. Tickets for the March 31 show are already sold out, but never fear – Rotate This still has tickets for the April 1 show for $25.

2. Kathleen Edwards – “I Make The Dough, You Get The Glory”
I’m not even a fan of this song, but hey, any song that name-checks Marty McSorley is worth a mention in my book. The former Bruins brawler set the standard for bad behaviour in hockey back nine years ago, when he swung his stick at Donald Brashear – giving the Vancouver Canucks player a concussion. As a result, McSorley was the first NHL player charged in court for assault with a weapon for the on-ice attack and received probation. In this song, he is referenced by the Ottawa singer-songwriter in the chorus, “You’re the Great One, I’m Marty McSorley”. This decidedly country song from the is more for hockey moms than anything else; with choice lines including “I’m a Ford Temple, you’re a Maserati” and “You’re cool and cred like Fogerty, I’m Elvis Presley in the 70s” and an almost overly-cute music video, which features Edwards in a tight green jersey tying up her skates to play hockey and flirting with with the boys. Bonus points too for getting Paul Coffey and McSorley himself to appear in the video.

3. Oh No Forest Fires – “Swing And A Misdemeanor”
The titles of this Toronto band’s songs from their latest album entitled The War On Geometry, serve as the perfect soundtrack to a rollicking, scuffle-filled hockey match. Not only is there this track – which sounds like it should be Todd Bertuzzi’s theme song (sorry, bad joke), but they also have a song called “It’s All Fun And Games Unless Someone Loses An Eye”. This is frenetic garage rock at its finest, with pounding guitars, drums, and a infectious “We’ll lose the fire, and start again” call-and-response chorus. If you missed out on the band’s energetic performance at Rolly’s Garage, you can check them out tomorrow at Sneaky Dee’s. For details on this and the band’s upcoming Ontario shows, head over to their MySpace page for more to.

4. Streetlight Manifesto – “What A Wicked Gang We Are”
Mmm, delicious ska. This horn-heavy (saxophone , trumpets and trombones!) song from the New Jersey seven-piece is just waiting for a team to adopt it for getting the players pumped up in the dressing room. Streetlight Manifesto have been together for quite a few years now, and this year the band has a spot on the summer music carnival that is the Vans Warped Tour. The brainchild of founder Kevin Lyman is celebrating its 15th birthday this summer, and the tour will be making a stop in Toronto on July 10. For a list of bands playing already and more details check out the event’s official site. If you’re in Toronto and you don’t want to wait until July, you can check out Streetlight Manifesto at the Sound Academy on January 30th.

5. The Tragically Hip – “Fifty Mission Cap”
I’m going to make a confession – I’m really not a huge fan of The Tragically Hip. For the most part I think they’re boring, I can’t stand Gordon Downey’s voice, and they haven’t put out a good album since the 90s. However that said, “Fifty Mission Cap” is a classic – not as good as “At The Hundredth Meridian”, but much better than the Hip’s other hockey-themed song “At The Lonely End Of The Rink”. For those of you have never listened to Canadian radio and haven’t heard the song before, this song is about Toronto Maple Leaf player Bill Barilko, who scored the winning goal in the 1951 Stanley Cup finals before he was killed in a plane crash somewhere over Ontario. After that, the Leafs didn’t win another Stanley Cup until his body was discovered – eleven years later. I’m tempted to insert a Leafs joke here, but I will refrain from doing so, otherwise the Singing Lamb herself may just take my head off.

If that’s not enough hockey for you, how about this old clip of a Rick Mercer Report Celebrity Tip in which iconic Canadian author (or pompous blowhard, depending on who you ask) Margaret Atwood shares some tips about goaltending. “Momma can get nasty” – absolutely hilarious. Finally, for those of you who prefer your hockey down and dirty, here is an absolutely awesome compilation of goalie fights set to – what else? – AC/DC’s “Back In Black”.

Hopefully the songs I’ve shared with you here today inspire you to maybe go out to your nearest rink, or pond/lake if you’re lucky enough to have one around you, and get some exercise. At the very least I hope that’ll convince you to call up some good friends this weekend, make some nachos or order a pizza, and watch the All-Star Game tomorrow. I know I’ll be.

Cheers,
Max

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